O'Reilly got it right this time

Bill O'Reilly's indictment is right. I am boycotting Christmas.

A Grand Illusion is starting a petition to rename--or rechristen--Christmas National Have Homosexual Sex with an Atheist While Injecting Heroin into the Arm of a 9 Year Old Boy Singing La Marseillaise Day. Now that wily O'Reilly is on to me, I will have to cease my rampant anti-Americanism. And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for that meddling turkey gobblerered talking head and his cable news network.