Wednesday, August 03, 2005

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!

Fuck Darth Vader: the greatest movie villain ever has his own website. Visit it and ask him questions about how best to serve him. Just be sure you're on your knees. And ask politely. Sample question:

Name:........... eric husk
E-Mail:.......... kartracer18@prodigy.net 

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My Question:
o powerful ZOD i would like to kneel before you but i have no legs what should i do?

Zod's Response: An understandable question that many slaves have asked before. I have actually shot off the legs of a few defiant slaves in the past and they too begged to know how they could now kneel before me. The answer is simple. You must now lie face-down before Zod. Do you understand? LAY BEFORE ZOD!

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