Auto-erotica, X-Men style

X-Men star Sir Ian McKellen bitched that his character Magneto doesn't get enough nookie -- with Professor Charles Xavier.

"He hasn't been given a love line, which I think is a pity. It would be wonderful if the camera hovered over Magneto's bed, to discover him making love to Professor X."

The idea sounds delicious in theory, of course; but it would be unfair on Magneto, since Professor X can manipulate him into orgasm.