Damn GOP Homosexual Escort Infiltrators!!!

Let's hear what a student paper has to say about our future prez:

Consider a campaign slogan, "America: We Love Homosexual Prostitutes." Would it be acceptable for a conservative president to endorse this slogan by saying, "I am Gorge W. Bush and I support this message?" Because Bush supports a gay marriage ban, how is it possible for his camp to be happy about a conservative, Republican front man sporting these kinds of credentials?

I have no clue what this guy's talking about, but no matter. The real question churning in all our craniums is:

If the White House News Room is the new Red Light District, who's up for giving The Washingtonienne a hard pass?