It's those damn Beatles again

Refreshingly stupid take on Beatlemania, inspired by the publication of Bob Spitz's exhaustive The Beatles: The Biography (which, of course, I'll read eventually). The stupid part consists of the Ringo jokes:

If you said "Ringo Starr" around a person of moderate intelligence, he would assume you were making a hilarious joke about the lovechild between Kenneth Starr and a VHS cassette containing the 1998 horror film Ringu.