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Pentagon Gives Gloomy Iraq Report

I thought things were going great in Iraq, but looks like I was wrong, and there's trouble in paradise! According to the Pentagon, "conditions that could lead to civil war exist in Iraq." Luckily, we know what the problem is! A "vocal minority of religious extremists" are opposing "the idea of a Democratic Iraq." I wonder what the silent majority of content, non-religious, democracy-loving Iraqis are up to in the meantime.

I'm terrible at sarcasm, but you get my point.