Reason #351 Why The Pet Shop Boys Rule

It's found in the (out of print, alas) Chris Heath-authored Pet Shop Boys, Literally. Neil Tennant recalls an unrecorded song from their early days called "Oh Dear."

CHRIS: It was dead funny. What were the lyrics?

NEIL: The tune sounded like the Specials and it went:

I was walking down the high street in the middle of the night
Someone caught my eye and I nearly died of fright
Crossed the road to whisper something secret in my ear
And now I know I'll never be the same again
Oh dear

(They both collapse into hysterics)