Get Your 2005 Great American Conservative Women Calendar!

They're Barbie doll bland and as interesting in conversation as their male counterparts. In short: unboyfriendable. Link.

A Grand Illusion is curious. Which of these women would you rather boink? I know that each one them is repulsive in myriad ways, but you know, if you had to choose.

Ann Coulter


Condoleezza Rice


Phyllis Schlafly (left)


Shemane Nugent


Laura Schlessinger


Michelle Malkin


Monica Crowley