Thursday, November 29, 2007

Metal Health

As a child when I was first becoming interested in music, I was, of course, influenced by the high pitched vocals, grimy guitar, and pounding drums blaring out of the stereo speakers as my older brother played his heavy metal. Additionally, after about a year of not having some new channel called MTV, my family finally got cable, and I got to see images attached to the music.

One of the first video's I remember was this Quiet Riot video. I would put a speaker up to the screen door of the house and blast this song as I played basketball with my brother. The song was loud and obnoxious and (for a 10 year old) dirty.

Years later as a 24 year old, I was at Bennigan's waiting for a friend when some 36 year old started talking to me. She mentioned to me how she had gone out with the guitarist from Quit Riot (not the gay one), and how she went to Randy Rhodes funeral. After many many drinks, the cougar and I ended up in my car-- and I will leave out the details, but it was a good time.

What I am saying here is that Quiet Riots has a special place in my heart because I associate it with many fond memories. And with that said, tragedy has struck

It turns out Kevin Dubrow has passed at the age of 52. I ask that we have a moment of "quiet" for the dearly departed. Quiet Riot was one of the first bands that began the hair metal scene. They were the first to mix the pop and metal genre for better or for worse with thier cover the Slade song by the same name ("cum on feel the noise").

"Metal Health" was another song of theirs that I always liked.

Metal Health'll cure your crazy
Metal Health'll cure your mad
Metal Health is what we all need
It's what you have to have


As a youngster, I was enchanted by those words. You can read the Slate obit here.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

God Hates Fags

I'm sure you have heard about these people. They think that anybody that is not in their church are "fags" and are going to hell. I mean, I'm all for freedom of speech, but this is invasion of privacy. Of course, I'm sure Andy knows more about the law than I do.

I am going off of this (article), and there seems to be two conflicting issues here: freedom of speech vs. privacy.


On one side you have


"It's a very unattractive defendant, but the law is on their side," said Mark Graber, a constitutional law professor at the University of Maryland School of Law."


and on the other:


"This has come up before in abortion cases. You can't go outside a doctor's house and protest because you're targeting that person," Summers said. "This isn't 'I love the war, I hate the war.' You're targeting that family."



I'm going to have to agree with the latter. One thing is freedom of speech, but
these people are just evil. Where does the Bible say to hate anyone? You hate
the sin not the sinner. Their sign should read "God hates sodomy", not "fags."
Fags are people too. If these nut-jobs hate gays so much, why don't they go protest outside some gay club or something. I think the reason they don't is because they would get what they deserve--an ass pounding.


The Supreme court, I'm sure, will put in its two cents soon enough on the issue. We'll just have to wait and see.




Monday, November 26, 2007

Hello...

Hello. Allow me to introduce myself: I am Jose (Apa), and in recently talking to the owner of this blog (Andy), I expressed to him how I was thinking of starting my own blog. He graciously invited me to just join his, so here I am. Forgive me as I become acquanted with this system and learn how to "blog." As a new contributor, I would like to start a weekly (though it will probably end up being a monthly) post on what I'm reading. I know this sounds a bit self-absorbed, but isn't blogging in general such an activity?
Of course, I would love to hear people's responses and opinions on the books being discussed. I offer a review of Chuck Palahniuk's latest work as the first installment of hopefully many. This is a review I wrote for a new magazine (called Backslash, I believe) that is going to be published through FIU, UM, and FAMU (though I'm not sure about that last university). I will post the details as they are made available to me.

Here is the review:
Chuck Palahniuk. Rant: An Oral Biography

Chuck Palahniuk has a knack for presenting characters one hates to love (think Tyler Durden in Fight Club, charismatic and boisterous but with fascist tendencies). In Rant: An Oral Biography, Buster “Rant” Casey is the kid you remember from elementary school who was always dirty and smelled of urine and old Tampons, but he fascinated you because he flustered the teacher.
The reader learns—through the ranting (pun fully intended) of family, friends, acquaintances, doctors, and psychologist— Rant’s story which involves rabies, the tooth fairy, a trained, heightened sense of smell and taste, a game involving people crashing their cars into one another, virtual reality implanted in your brain a la Matrix, time travel, and possibly incest.
In one of the tamer scenes of the novel, the reader learns how Rant got his name from a Halloween prank he pulls off in which he makes all the school children of his little town vomit. Remember those Halloween parties in which you were blindfolded, and then told to put your hand into a bowl of “brains” and “eyes”? Take out the quotation marks, and you have kids ranting after touching cow eyeballs and pig intestines.
Tension is added in the novel through the use of a myriad of contradictory anecdotes detailing not only Rant’s life but also the setting of the story: a pseudo-apocalyptic future in which over-population has led to laws which relegate people to “Day-timers” and “Night-timers,” and in which the government has an Orwellian eye on their citizens.
The anecdotes are entertaining, and leave the reader wondering what is real and what is artifice. Until the final fourth of the book when Palahniuk tries to explain all the obscure time travel and rabies he's deftly introduced rather than leave the reader in the dark, and let the reader use his own imagination. It is like getting food poisoning. You enjoy the meal while you eat it, but then you are left (excuse the pun) ranting afterwards. Palahniuk should stay away from the pseudo-sci-fi and stick to the pseudo Gothic he is much more talented at.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Greatest video ever



Here's the story.