"Bitch poured beer in my weave"

My considerable esteem for Nancy Franklin only increases when she pays witty and noncondescending attention to shows like Supernanny and, more recently, America's Next Top Model (which, as I have been forced to point out in publication before, is a really good show).



Speaking of which: the ouster of the thoroughly gorgeous Brita is a travesty of the highest order, and I don't say that simply because she is an inch shorter and the same weight as I, and yet was basically booted from the second episode for being too fat. Now, I'm a good five pounds overweight right now, but I, unlike Brita, am not carrying it around in the form of a fabulous rack. Travesty. Especially when they keep that fugly wrestler freak around.