What is Ouch, Mr. Trebek?

Upon reading this news item, I instantly ransacked the nether boulevards of my cranium for fun facts involving torture, Cuba, and the American way. I quickly jotted them all down and took them to my local FOX NEWS affiliate and presented them with a jovial way to pilfer the wacky idea those darn Brits beat us to.

Needless to say, I am now a millionaire and hooking up with Paris Hilton... in France.