Monday, February 21, 2005

"And sink their bones to Davy Jones, hooray!"

Her Majesty's Navy, the thing people used to be scared of 100 years ago, is implementing a number of measures to better accommodate gay sailors. Hurray for them. I might even forgive that whole armada debacle now. From NYT:

LONDON (AP) -- Britain's navy, which until five years ago banned gays from its workforce, said Monday it is joining a campaign to ensure homosexual employees are fairly treated.
The military also announced gay servicemen and women will be able to live in married quarters with their partners starting later this year.
The Royal Navy said it was entering a program organized by gay rights group Stonewall which advises employers on dealing with gay, lesbian and bisexual staff.

Just in case we overstate our importance...

...here's Montaigne (from "On Experience") to bring us down to earth:

There is a great deal of self-love and arrogance in judging so highly of yourself that you are obliged to disturb the public peace in order to establish them...

The Patriots

Patriotism’s gotta go. Of all the –isms it is one of the least contested, so pervasive that it escapes criticism, (indeed, punishes criticism wherever it meets it.) And yet it is one of the deadliest modes of thought, closest in spirit to racism. Both patriotism and racism design a group of people as superior and defendable, (one based on race, the other in geography.) Racism has long been exposed as a virulent ideology, but one has to remember this wasn’t always so, and that a defender of the race was once a hero. Might not a patriot, then, years from one, be exposed the way racists are now exposed? Might not patriotism be exposed as the xenophobia it really is?

Let me propose this: you’re in a foreign land, perhaps you’re a Yankee doing a tour of Italy, and a certain cultural and geographical isolation will cause to latch on to a Southerner on the same tourist group. Great! A friendship! But this positive veil cannot obscure the fact that anything that unites two or more people is also potentially dividing them from the rest. The friendship between those two American tourists is an act of hostility towards the whole of Italy, because they are implicitly saying that while Italy may have fine ruins, they’re better appreciated from an American perspective.

A pattern of cultural superiority, (or at least cultural preferability) is created. One might say that the friendship between those two American tourists is harmless, (they don’t hate Italians, they just prefer being with someone with a shared cultural background). But isn’t this how racism was conducted? Few white slave owners actively hated their slaves; instead most felt a paternal sort of love. Does this not make the separation between black and white as abhorrent as the separation between, say, American and Italian? (I use Italians to follow our little touring metaphor: more obvious examples are plentiful.)

It’s interesting that while extreme religiosity or differing economic systems are often blamed for war, it is patriotism, geographical combat, that most often leads to armed conflict and death. It kills. Growing up in a Communist country we were made to memorize (without irony) a famous speech from a 19th century verse play by the Cuban national poet, Jose Marti. The quote goes like this:

El amor madre a la patria
No es el amor ridículo a la tierra,
Ni a la hierba que pisan nuestras plantas;
Es el odio invencible a quien la oprime,
Es el rencor eterno a quien la ataca...
Roughly translated (by me) it reads:

The love, mother, for a country
Is not the ridiculous love for the land,
Of for the grass on which we step;
It is invincible hatred to those who oppress it,
It is eternal wrath towards those who attack it.
The Communist teachers meant it as a rousing speech to arms, (this is what patriotism was built to do: rouse to arms). But it perhaps unintentionally exposes the truth: patriotism isn’t about love, it’s about hatred. In an age in which we must accept either global cooperation or destruction, patriotism is a threat to all. It will be shown to be parochial close-mindedness at best, and deadly racism at worst.

Hunter S. Thompson, RIP.

Mr. Fear and Loathing is dead. I couldn't stand his stuff; his influence is fairly malign, inspiring writers to plumb autobiographical depths for prurience's sake. Gore Vidal once wrote about Tennessee Williams:

By and large, American novelists and playwrights have not had to kill themselves in order to be noticed. There are still voluntary readers and restless playgoers out there. But since so many American writers gradually drink themselves to death (as do realtors, jockeys, and former officers of the Junior League), these sodden buffaloes are now attracting the sort of Cautionary Tale-spinner that usually keens over suicide-poets.
Thompson was one more writer who couldn't live up to the absurd machista pose with which he'd wooed scores of would-be journalists.

Saturday, February 19, 2005

Pure pop for now people?

I usually can't stand Paul McCartney, but in light of the acclaim for Brian Wilson's Smile last year, I had to defend Macca in Stylus against charges of irrelevance. For addled pop at its most unassuming, he has no peer.

But I still can cook a mean Denver omelette!

Kirsten Powers in Salon claims that Harvard president Lawrence Summers made gender inequities that much worse with his infamos remarks. I'm surprised by how many letters to the editor disagreed with her (as do I). Here's one representative one, by a woman:

As far as I can tell, Summers was merely pointing out that genetic differences might be a cause of the continued underrepresentation of women. We are all born with different abilities -- that's a fact. And genetic inferiority in some abilities is in no way demeaning. Women are clearly genetically inferior to men in many physical abilities. Does acknowledging those differences disparage us? No! But Powers implicitly asserts that having lesser abilities means we are lesser people, and that idea is much more dangerous than Summers'.
Katherine Hepburn's line in The African Queen is the most sensible response to this pseudo-controversy: "Nature, Mr. Allnutt, is what we were placed on this earth to rise above."

He's still `Bubba' to me

A charming New York Times piece on the apparently genuine friendship that has developed between former presidents Bush and Clinton.

Friday, February 18, 2005

So this is the (most) controversial part of Larry Summers' speech from a couple of weeks ago. The full transcript, which Summers' office had until now refused to release, can be found here.

It is after all not the case that the role of women in science is the only example of a group that is significantly underrepresented in an important activity and whose underrepresentation contributes to a shortage of role models for others who are considering being in that group. To take a set of diverse examples, the data will, I am confident, reveal that Catholics are substantially underrepresented in investment banking, which is an enormously high-paying profession in our society; that white men are very substantially underrepresented in the National Basketball Association; and that Jews are very substantially underrepresented in farming and in agriculture. These are all phenomena in which one observes underrepresentation, and I think it's important to try to think systematically and clinically about the reasons for
underrepresentation.
There are three broad hypotheses about the sources of the very substantial disparities that this conference's papers document and have been documented before with respect to the presence of women in high-end scientific professions. One is what I would call the-I'll explain each of these in a few moments and comment on how important I think they are-the first is what I call the high-powered job hypothesis. The second is what I would call different availability of aptitude at the high end, and the third is what I would call different socialization and patterns of discrimination in a search. And in my own view, their importance probably ranks in exactly the order that I just described.
In a bit of poetic justice, Summers' only defense--a poor one too--seems to be a variation on the logic that he used to point out anti-Semitism on his campus a couple of years ago, if not in intent then in execution. His comments are definitely misguided but they don't strike me as intentionally so.

professor b has a long rant on the subject, most of which I disagree with but it is very entertaining. She seems to think that Summers is saying that women are simply not as good as men in the field of science. He is saying that. But she ignores the fact that he acknowledges that women are better than men in other fields. This is very nice but Summers doesn't go on to name any of them. I can't think of a single field where women outnumber and outgross men to a comparative degree.

Anyway, check back later on tonight for a picture of David Byrne (my roommate's cat) in celebration of Friday Cat Blogging.

Contribute!

A Grand Illusion is looking for contributors. Preferably women, preferably left-wing. Althought exceptions will be made for the exceptionally talented. Talented right-wing men? That should narrow the pool to two people who have yet to be born.

Damn GOP Homosexual Escort Infiltrators!!!

Let's hear what a student paper has to say about our future prez:

Consider a campaign slogan, "America: We Love Homosexual Prostitutes." Would it be acceptable for a conservative president to endorse this slogan by saying, "I am Gorge W. Bush and I support this message?" Because Bush supports a gay marriage ban, how is it possible for his camp to be happy about a conservative, Republican front man sporting these kinds of credentials?
I have no clue what this guy's talking about, but no matter. The real question churning in all our craniums is:
If the White House News Room is the new Red Light District, who's up for giving The Washingtonienne a hard pass?

Happy National Condom Week!

I was thinking of wearing one in celebration. But alas, what would the purpose of monogamy be then?

Fabiana at Foreign Affairs Blog sums up the Bush/Kerry dymanic in the best, most succinct way I can think of:

Like Bush is nothing without Osama bin Laden, Kerry is nothing without Bush.

You'll laugh, then you'll cry

On treason:

It’s all the rage these days! In fact you may be a traitor and not even know it! Well a lotta traitors start off not even tryin to be traitors, it is just that easy to do! Treason isn't just providin aid an comfort to the enemy. It's providin not-aid an discomfort to America. Treason is hurting America's feelings.Now you may think "oh well Fafnir America's a big country it can take care a itself" but in fact it is very sensitive. When you say its mom's ugly or criticize its foreign policy or kick sand on its face at the beach it is just as hurt as if you'd sold its state secrets. Like every emotional young superpower America needs love and care from its citizens. We've put together a brief guide to treason so you can understand it a little better.

Q: Which of the following is treason?
1. Not wishing the President a happy birthday even when he is clearly wearing a party hat and a "Kiss The Birthday Boy" shirt
2. Questioning the progress, purpose, or justification of the Iraq war
3. Providing material aid to a hostile enemy of the United States
4. Telling America "Hey America yo mama's so fat by the time she bends over it's Daylight Savings Time."

Answer: All of them are treason but number four is the worst treason of all on account of America is real sensitive about the fatness of its mama.

Who else has deep feelings of insecurity when social?

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Jeepers Creepers...

Richard Cohen, telling gay men to straighten up their lifestyles, so to speak. As Miami is the AIDS epicenter, it's doubly relevant - and shameful that a heterosexual had to be the one wagging his finger.

Fun blog.

And it only took them 35 years to realize that.

From NYT:

JERUSALEM (AP) -- Israel will abandon a decades-old policy of demolishing the homes of Palestinian suicide bombers and gunmen, accepting an army panel's assessment that the practice does not deter attacks and should be stopped, the military said Thursday.
I love that Israel still claims the practice as its "legal right," which prompts the question, what doesn't Israel claim as its legal right?

A tidbit of wisdom by Christopher Hitchens that I wanted to share with you all. From a lecture on Thomas Paine:

By the way, every time I hear people saying there won't be a Jeffersonian democracy in Iraq, I want to say, “None of my Iraqi or Kurdish friends own any slaves,” so perhaps there won't be, at that.

Show me! Show you!

The three things that made my day:

  1. Dowd on our future Prez...
  2. The solution we all saw coming for "the SS thing..."
  3. Kikkoman revised...

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Let's give it up for Ebonics Poet Laureate!

Hands down the funniest newsbite I've read all year! Even more hilarious than anything that annoying Gannon guy ever uttered! Whatchu say Amiri? Say it aint so:

What kind of sleaza is Condoleezza?
One mo time!
What kind of sleaza is Condoleezza?
Sounds like the new Demmie rallying cry...

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Gannon for Prez?

Let's give it up for massive left-wing investigators!

“The Gannon ‘scandal’ would be laughable, were it not for the fact that Gannon’s personal privacy has been invaded and his mother, in her 70s, had to endure harassing telephone calls from those on the political left,” said Accuracy in Media (AIM) Editor Cliff Kincaid. “The campaign demonstrates the paranoid mentality and mean-spirited nature of the political left.”

No, no, Cliff. The reason this is laughable is because of the 70 year old mother! You Reppies have no sense of humor...

And about that "mean-spirited nature of the political left" thing: Who is it that's trying to ban gay marriage, again? Oh hush, now, you patriot, you....

Friday, February 11, 2005

Hitch vs. Hitch

Got this nifty little item from Toddsgirl. She compares and contrasts the new film Hitch and ye Trotskyist of yore, Christopher Hitchens.

—Hitch favors democracy in Iraq and has been a staunch defender of Shiite Pentagon favorite Ahmed Chalabi.
—Hitch star Will Smith was once the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air," suggesting he is a Royalist.

Christopher Hitchen's soon to be published treatise on black America, Doggy Style: America's Unseemly Fascination With All Things Shizzle, or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Drop It Like It's Hot, comes out on the first day of the month following March...

Oh Darwin, Where Art Thou?

Found this Rep. Tom Coburn (R-OK) quote on William Gibson's blog. You know what I thought when I first read that? It's about damn time I begin production on my The O.C. rip-off emo-dramedy, tentatively titled My So-Called Copernicus.

And because no mention of lesbians shall go unnoticed, here's another quote from our favorite nerf-herding troglodyte:

Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that's happened to us?" —Rep. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.)
Please, raise your hand (your other hand) if you are thinking about the issue...

Where's Deep Thought when you need it?

Well, the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything seems to be...52.

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Broken Heart Syndrome...

Is this the real reason Adam never divorced Eve? And if it's true, why aint Michael Moore pushing up daisies? Matter of fact, why didn't I expire in the third grade? Paging Dr. Phil...

Where were you while we were getting high?

Well, obviously not in North Korea, Iran, or Israel...

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

What's wrong with silly love songs?

Normally not a Paul fan, despite my guarded respect for some of the rather barmy confections scattered on limp albums, I dug up an out of print obscurity from 1986 called "Press to Play" and enjoyed it - guardedly. Here's the review I published in Stylus magazine.

Now's the time for bloggers to read Stylus often if they already aren't. It features some of the most enthusiastic music and film writing on the web. And we're damn better than Pitchfork.

What is Ouch, Mr. Trebek?

Upon reading this news item, I instantly ransacked the nether boulevards of my cranium for fun facts involving torture, Cuba, and the American way. I quickly jotted them all down and took them to my local FOX NEWS affiliate and presented them with a jovial way to pilfer the wacky idea those darn Brits beat us to.

Needless to say, I am now a millionaire and hooking up with Paris Hilton... in France.

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

2004 Pazz & Jop Poll

The Village Voice's annual Pazz & Jop poll, which compiles the top 10 albums and singles from more than 700 critics (and to which I contributed), is up. Rather predictably, Kanye West's "The College Dropout" and Franz Ferdinand's "Take Me Out" won Best Album and Single, respectively.

Editor Robert Christgau's lead essay is rather good, but the Comments section showcases some rather impressive (and frequently vulgar) bits of informal criticism.

Look, Ma! It's a bird! It's a plane!

No, son. It's just the Hubble Telescope taking a suicidal plunge into the Earth's atmosphere....