Fedor-on

Could I have anymore of a hard-on for Anatole "Anthony" Fedorov? Baby, you can wear blazers that appear to have been fingerpainted by epileptic 7-year-olds. You can be four feet tall. I'll always love you, as long as you share a last name with Sergei and you perform songs like "Against All Odds." And the childhood tracheotomy only helps.