Monday, March 07, 2005

Three Terms I Never Want to Hear Again

Dear Liberals. Usage of the following three terms must stop inmediately.
1-"Pro-Life."
It is inconceivable that we've allowed the term "pro-life" to enter discussion of abortion issues. If you're not Pro-Life, then you're Pro-Death, and NO ONE wants to be pro-DEATH. Solution to this problem: STOP SAYING PRO-LIFE. DO NOT USE THIS TERM. Acceptable substitute: Anti-Choice, fetusphiliac.
2-"Heartland"
Do NOT talk about the "heartland." EVER. Because if you don't live there, you're living in the "heartless-land." And that's no place for a bleeding heart liberal.
3-"Black on Black Crime."
Second to Jim Crow in terms of racism, and carries with it the hideous assumption that somehow blacks killing blacks is worse than blacks killing whites. Stop saying "black-on-black" crime. It's just plain, colorless CRIME.
Pheeew. Had to rant.

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